If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
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The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.
unphotogenic? these are my favorite pictures of any bird ever
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#cuute
- Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
- Voldemort: And this is crazy
- Voldemort: Why are you still alive
- Voldemort: You stupid baby














